Sci-Fi Pinups: Mr. & Miss October 2012

PinCushion Welcome back to a very special edition of the Science Fiction and Fantasy pinups — the Halloween edition! Of course, our pinups represent the entire month of October, but since this is a very special holiday they’re also our reigning King and Queen of Halloween.

If this is your first time, you’re in luck: in the sidebar, there’s a link to the previous sci-fi pinups. For my regular readers, this means I will no longer have to list off all the previous months by using terrible puns.

You’re welcome.

Before we get started, I want to apologize for my absence here on the blog. All my spare time is going to my novel, THE FOURTH CHANNEL. I hope to have it completed and released to you in the next couple of weeks. So stay tuned!

Mr. October is dead. Of course a trivial matter like that doesn’t stand in the way of his ambitions. He has places to go, people to see, havoc to create, young boys to manipulate, and worlds to destroy! He landed in the top spot simply by scaring away the competition and burning down their houses. And by being so damn creepy. He’s quite a seasoned traveler and is obsessed with the end of our world. Turn-ons include vacationing in other dimensions, freaky bunny suits, and screwing with people’s heads. Turn-offs include your stupid man-suit.

He is…


…Frank from Donnie Darko!

If you take Mr. October for a night on the town, be sure to bring a portal and a handgun.

Anyone who manages to land Miss October is going to be the recipient of an amazing dowry. Miss October has it all: Money. Flying monkeys. Power. Flying monkeys. Fame. Flying monkeys. But that’s not all — she’s quite the looker, too! She’s tall (compared to other residents in the area) and her skin is the loveliest shade of green you’ve ever seen. Seriously, you’d better hit on her before Captain Kirk finds out. Know what I’m sayin’? Captain Kirk loves the green ladies. He will be all over that action in a heartbeat.

Miss October is…

Wicked Witch of the West

…the Wicked Witch of the West!

Okay, Okay. Miss October is kind of crazy, she’s obsessed with shoes, and is scared of a little water. But other than that, Miss October is a total delight! And did I mention she has flying monkeys?

FLYING MONKEYS! Heck, I’d date her.

So there you have it; the October pinups. Seriously, when was the last time you guys watched the Wizard of Oz? Is there a more wicked witch than the Wicked Witch of the West? Talk to me, Goose. Leave a comment and let me know.

Pincushion photo courtesy of Steven Depolo.

Published by Jen Kirchner

I write funny things.

9 thoughts on “Sci-Fi Pinups: Mr. & Miss October 2012

  1. Great choices Jen… that bunny suit is so spooky, especially after the bullet hole. And I agree, flying monkeys…. that’s worth at least one date. I wonder if the water in bodily fluids would ruin the releationship? hehe


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