Happy Mother’s Day to all our mothers out there, and happy Snake Plissken Month! I hope everyone’s feathered hair is holding up.
Last week we started a Mad Mashup, which is our version of “Mad Libs.” But in honor of Snake Plissken Month, we Snake-d it.
Anyway, all word submissions needed to be descriptive or honorific of Snake Plissken. If you’re unfamiliar with our gentleman of the month, we just wanted a word you’d identify a badass with.
We got enough words to do something special… something for our kick-ass moms:
A Snake Plissken Mother’s Day Card!
Just print out the little card at the top. On the back, hand-write this thoughtful, loving poem that we mashed up and… snakeified. Snaked? Snake-a-roonied?
Whatever. It’s totally touching and stuff.
Our submitted words are:
You may have noticed that I removed a couple of the submissions. I wasn’t sure how they fit in with the Snake Plissken/badass theme. I did, on the other hand, accept “cheeseburger” because I think Snake would have appreciated a cheeseburger during both of his missions.
And here’s how our Mother’s Day poem/Snake Plissken Mad Mashup came out:
Great job everyone! I’m feeling the love and I hope you are too. Happy Mother’s Day to all our moms out there!
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