Over the internet’s relatively short life, I’ve learned a few truths about it:
1. It’s awesome for video and tabletop gaming with friends all over the world
2. It’s optimal for solo, clandestine, adult adventures in the dark (or so I hear)
3. It’s the ideal place to share awesome advice and insight from the heart, only to be told that you’re a clueless moron who should give up their aspirations and dreams and remove themselves from the gene pool, stat.
No one really has time for me to yammer on and on and on about number one. No one wants to hear me awkwardly try to explain what little I know about number two (you know I’m incapable of writing romance and erotica — especially if I’m prohibited from adding explosions and ninjas). So let’s go with door number three.